Microsoft and Razer Join Forces to Bring You the Ultimate Gaming Keyboard!

I know this is not a portable product, but there’s just too much gamer in me to let this one pass. Razer and the Sith Lord, I mean Microsoft have created one sexy gaming keyboard. I found it strange that they would name the keyboard Reclusa, which stems from the word recluse, meaning to live in solitude, are they inferring something about gamers that play WOW 8 hours a day? I’m sure my Latin teacher would be proud of my inductive reasoning skills, who would have thought, Reclusa originated from recluse? Where is my Nobel Prize, give it up baby!

Reclusa Keyboard Features

• Blue LED backlit keys allow gaming in low-light or no-light conditions.
• Razer Hyperesponse Gaming Key Action reduces key latency for maximized response.
• Two 360 Degree Jog-Dials, one on each side of the keyboard, can be quickly accessed during gameplay.
• Four Bumper Buttons enable easy access to common keyboard commands.
• Six programmable gaming Hot Keys allow players to create and store different macros and keystrokes for each game profile so they can combine several moves with the touch of one key.
• On-the-fly profile management enables users to create and store key mapping and macros for each game profile; keyboard software also automatically assigns different game profiles for supported games.
• Detachable padded wrist rest is ergonomically designed for exceptional comfort.
• Gold-plated USB ports provide plug-in access with maximum conductivity for additional peripherals.

The gold-plated USB ports are very impressive from a performance standpoint and from the bling perspective. It’ll be a shame for Lan-Party goers though, having to always hide your bling coated keyboard. If anyone asked me about the bling, I’d tell them it’s just gold colored plastic, but something tells me that wouldn’t stop the weirdos from using their teeth to check for authenticity. I’d turn around only to find some hobo biting my keyboard…

“Stay away hobo, don’t bite my keyboard, it’s not real bling!”

“Oh but it is Iron Cook, I did the bite test and the plating appears to be made of a soft metal alloy… like real gold!”

“A hobo with a chemistry degree, who would have thought, *scratches head*.”